Well, I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead, it goes like this :
Were you born an asshole
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way, it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight
Yes, you're an A S S H O L E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jimmy+buffett/the+asshole+song_20214732.html ]
You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life
And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"
And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a life
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight
~ Jimmy Buffet
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Dedicated To The Assholes Who Work At It The Whole Life
&
To Some Who Even Get A Doctoral Degree For That!
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The post is enjoyable. But the target is not clear. You tend to have a doubt that it could be you also. Then u justify to yourself, that you can't be one. Then u reason out why u can't be. Still the doubt persists. Then u remember all the things u had done which eminently qualifies u for the title. In the process u become one. Enjoy being one as u have worked at it. One day u will get a doctoral degree also.
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